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"Hi Dave! I used
your email close twice now and it worked like magic
both times: once with a statuesque black woman, the
other with a cute Asian. Yeah! One was in a
bookstore, the other in a cafe: chatted for five
minutes, started leaving, then asked for email.
But what do I at a party where I'm likely to stay for
at least an hour? Pretend to leave, get email, then
stay!? What's the strategy here?"
Isn't it amazing
how easy it is to get an email address from a woman
you've just met? I didn't believe it myself at
first... Well, it sounds like you have quite the
diverse taste in women... glad to hear that my
techniques cross all racial and cultural boundaries.
If you're at a party, the strategy is: "Well, it was
nice talking to you... I'm going to get back to my
friends... [turn away]... Hey, do you have email?"
Then get her
email and go back to your friends. If she starts
up a conversation again with you, you now have all
kinds of options. Think about it. And, if
you or she leaves early, you can still contact her
I bought your
book and its been money well spent as far as I'm
concerned. The email/phone approach works like magic;
I have never, ever gotten a phone number in a bar
before, and now I can! Also the "are you touching me"
line you mention in your book is a real winner. And
all the general advice about body language, attitude,
its all working. So now I'm wondering if you can
provide some advanced know-how. The sort of girls I
like are the blonde, high-maintenance "Los Angeles"
looking babes, and they seem to be the hardest for me
to succeed with. Any suggestions on what I should be
doing to attract them? What look I need to have,
methods of approach, things to say, whatever... (To
explain where I'm coming from, I'm tall (6'2"), thin
but cut, average looking, run my own business and make
good money. I try to be both funny and arrogant but am
usually more funny than arrogant. My style is goatee,
black turtleneck, khakis, black loafers.)
advance for any extra tips you can provide!
Lease a Mercedes
500SL, get a big gold chain, pretend to be a big-time
producer, and make references to your "connections".
The problem with the type of woman that you're
describing is that WOMEN DON'T ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THIS
IN REAL LIFE. EVERY ONE OF THESE WOMEN IS TRYING TO
COMPENSATE FOR SOMETHING! And it's usually something
like, oh, self esteem, insecurity, lack of attention
from a father figure, a neurotic need for approval...
you get the picture. If you want a fake woman,
then be a fake man.
option, of course, is to TURN UP THE MAGIC CONFIDENT +
FUNNY FORMULA TO THE MAX. You're going to have to see
her fake beauty and raise her an arrogant attitude
unseen since Ali. Try it. If it isn't working,
turn it up. You're probably asking for trouble, but
since you asked...
Great book! It
certainly makes much more sense to bypass those
"dating rules" that women seem always play and make
your own rules instead. I do need your opinion
here: I'm successful, intelligent, confident/funny
(bordering on a**hole/arrogant at times), not bad
looking, and in good shape. However, I'm
Asian/American and shorter than the average white
male. On the internet, I've had many comments how
great I seem until they learn that I'm Asian-- then I
don't hear from them again. In person, it's a slightly
different story because I can use funny/confident, which
gives me better responses.
I know that
Asian American males have always had huge gripes about
white women and even women of their own race who will
NOT date them because of the stereotypical
(nerdy, needy, backwards, or arrogant, bad to women,
philanderers... list goes on) AA males that are always
portrayed on TV and movies. And also, you just hardly
ever see AA males with white women (especially in the
white suburbia where I happen to live).
Do you have any
special advice here? Any personality traits we should
emphasize? Have you seen AA males be successful using
these techniques and what have you observed?
I have an Asian
friend who's probably about 5' 5" tall, and he's
ALWAYS surrounded by young women. And I mean
surrounded. Like 5 or 6 at a time. There are biases
everywhere, in all cultures... if you buy into them,
then they apply to you. If you don't, then they don't.
Whose reality do you live in anyway? Yours? Or hers?
"Hi, this maybe
a dumb question but what does "confident" mean and can you
provide me some examples.
The formula is:
CONFIDENT+FUNNY Confident alone is not attractive.
Arrogance repels people like bad breath. But a FUNNY
arrogance... Ahhh, that's the stuff that miracles are
made of. The confident man says, "You are acting like a
little girl, and it's annoying me." The
confident+FUNNY man says, "If you keep acting like a brat
I'm going to spank you like a red- headed-step-child."
(The usual response is "Ooohhh, be careful, I might
man is always on the lookout for an opportunity to
show off his arrogant humor. She gives a
compliment on the clothing...
"I just met you
and you're already starting with the compliments.
Look, I'm not going home with you. I'm not that easy."
I've just placed a pearl of wisdom before you.
If I were you, I'd pick it up, look at it from many
angles, and improvise variations. This is magic
waiting to happen.
"HEY DAVE! I
have a teensy weensy little questions for you, but
first I'd like to say that your book kicks serious
butt!! I have had more luck with women since I got
it... Not that I really needed it or anything, (cough
cough) ahem! Anyways, now to my question.
1)I know how to
be confident, I know how to be funny, I treat women the
special attractive way they should be treated... but I
have no clue whatsoever as to what signs a woman will
give off when she is feeling attracted, I keep doing
silly, stupid things like um... backing off afterward
'cause I'm not sure what her reaction meant, which I
am positive is a problem. So if you could help me here
I would be most obliged.
The main sign
that a woman gives off is VERY simple to spot:
SHE KEEPS TALKING TO YOU. You can stop clapping.
I know it was profound. But really, if a woman
isn't interested, she won't keep talking to you.
She'll start looking around, acting bored out of her
skull, or moving around in an uncomfortable manner.
The first minute or two is often like this anyway as
two people begin a conversation... but if it continues
past about 3-5 minutes, you need to move on and try to
be a little less boring with the next girl! I
knew you would find my answer profound... but if
you're still waiting for her to tilt her head, lick
her lips, and twirl her hair then you need to stop
reading books published by guys that have nothing
better to do than spend 25 years watching people in
bars and writing down what they do.
1) Meet girl
2) Get email and number
3) Invite for tea and stimulating conversation
4) Meet and tease, be confident & funny
5) If she's not psycho, invite her over
6) Use The Kiss Test
7) Don't screw it up!
I may have
oversimplified a bit here, but I think you get the
idea. Don't worry about what she's thinking... just do
what you know is ATTRACTIVE, and then lead. Things
will work themselves out if you keep doing the right
your newsletter, and bought your book. I've read it
once and will read it again for better comprehension.
In the meantime,
I've been putting into practice what you teach. I
wanted to share this success story with your readers,
as an example of how well this stuff can work.
At a bar with a bunch of friends for a stag party.
Took the stag-boy around the bar to get his t-shirt
signed by all the women (this is a great way to meet
and talk with every woman in the bar). Anyway,
later I saw a blonde that I had talked to earlier. She
was talking with 3 guys. I went over and tapped her on
the shoulder and said "Hey can I talk with you a
minute?" and walked away about 10 feet.
She came over, I
used your email/phone # material, and gave her pen and
paper to write it down. You should have seen the looks
on the faces of the three guys who were just talking
to her. It was worth it just for that. I got 4
numbers that night and have been out with 2 of those
Like many other
guys who write you, I've been trying to develop the
confident-funny attitude. I've watched most of the
comedians and movies you suggested in your book. I'm
working hard on this but it's just moving along
slowly. Now that getting emails/numbers isn't a
problem, and even getting dates (although I know I
could do better if I was more confident-funny) is now more
possible, I now have run into a whole new problem: how
to create tension/tease/act confident-funny on the first
date so that SHE calls ME for the second date
(hopefully cooking a meal at her place).
Anything you suggest for us guys at this stage of our
learning that isn't already in your book would be most
great... and you'll figure it out as you go. One
of the best things you can do is to take out a pen and
paper, and write down the ten most common situations
that you find yourself in, then write down some
funny lines to use.
you might write: End Of Date
1) Say to her,
"Now don't call me three times a day... I had fun too,
but no stalking"
2) Kiss her and say, "Call me"
3) Tell her, "I'm busy tomorrow, but if you tempt me
with a good enough offer, I might make time for you
the next night..." Are you feelin' me? Just work
out the different situations on paper first, then do
them in real life. You're on the right track.
If you REALLY
want to learn how to master the art of using Confident &
Funny humor to attract women, then you need to go
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it - the magic formula is working. I went for 10
years with only 3 women, and in the last 3 months,
since I read the book, I've slept with 3 more. The C&F
theory is 100%. I picked up one girl at supermarket,
got her email, sent her an email, got a date, left
early ("got to go - too busy, sorry...", waited 10
days, got another date,
asked her if she'd like to see me again, told her
"I think you should, because I'm almost perfect" (she
laughed), kissed her and you can guess the rest...This
stuff is dynamite. I'm a good looking, successful 36
year old (separated), but I act an idiot in front of
women - or used to. Now I feel *totally* in control,
and am enjoying playing with your ideas. Spot on!
Isn't it amazing what a little attitude adjustment can
do? I appreciate your email because a lot of guys
don't realize that JUST BEING GOOD LOOKING doesn't do
it. In fact, I know more average looking guys who are
successful with women that "good looking" guys who
are. Funny, isn't it? Actually, it's CONFIDENT and
I met this girl
on the internet and we have been out twice. On the
computer and on the phone she's all sweet and inviting
but in person she is entirely different. On our second
date she told me that she didn't feel "connected" with
me. Meanwhile I have been nothing but a gentleman to
this woman. Help, what did I do wrong.
I have two ideas
1) Stay tuned
and read every email that you get from me.
And listen to
the little audio clip at the end of the second page.
You need to learn that ATTRACTION ISN'T A CHOICE. And
it isn't logical.
I spend a lot of time in the library these days
studying for an exam - Psychology of all things- but
it hasn't helped because oftentimes I see an
attractive girl at the next table or perhaps a cute
girl walks past - never to be seen again. My problem
is that I'm totally at a loss as to what to say and
how to arrange it so we meet in what seems like a
natural and unsuspicious way. I can't just go up to a
study-table and suddenly introduce myself and I'm
certainly not going to follow anyone around. Any
Like I say in my
book "Double Your Dating"... women KNOW what you're
doing when you approach them. Heck, even if you're
just being nice and friendly they'll SUSPECT that
you're picking up on them. So, get over this
"unsuspicious way" idea. What... do you want to
start talking about math or anthropology, then slide
in under her radar with your smooth Mac Daddy
techniques... and have her wake up enamored with you?
Well, now that I put it this way... Just sit close and
start up a conversation. Ask them what they're
studying. Say anything. Then be confident & funny. Say you
have to go, that it's been nice chatting... and "Hey,
do you have email?" Quit trying to be the "Secret
Agent Mac" of the campus. And besides, women think
that men who are self conscious approaching them are WUSSIES. And, in case you didn't know this,
WUSSIES DON'T GET WOMEN ALL HOT AND BOTHERED.
Revenge Of The
Nerds will NEVER happen to you.
First of all,
I've got to say that your advice is brilliant! There's
a lot of con-men out there selling silver bullets for
guys women problems, but you're writing makes you
figure out what works best for you. Since I've started
following the Confident-Funny approach, I've noticed
better results with women in general. Recently,
I was out with a group of friends for someone's
birthday. I met this great chick who we both have
mutual friends with. Well needless to say we both were
attracted to one another and were dancing in the club
later with each other. One of my friends was talking
to her and then afterwards she went a bit cold on me.
He told me later that she said she liked me but had
just started going out with another guy for 2 weeks.
Now I'm not one
to try and steal another guys girl, but I felt that
the two of us really connected and would like to see
this girl. I haven't got her number, but my friend has
a good excuse to ring her and I know I will be seeing
her again in a couple of weeks through friends. Well
my question David is this. You're tips helped make her
attracted to me, but what can I do if she's still
unsure about what to do with her current relationship?
I'd really appreciate your advice!
Well, if you
haven't read my book, then you need to get it ASAP and
learn how to use the "friendship" approach with women.
I think that most guys are just too damn anxious to
get their willies wet sometimes. Instead of
trying to convince her to leave some guy she's been
dating for two weeks based on a few dances, instead
say: "It was nice meeting you, you seem like you
might make a nice FRIEND. Maybe we can have coffee
sometime." Get it? I've learned the hard way that it's
much better to get to know a woman as a friend FIRST
anyway. It puts you in the right frame of mind,
and you get to learn a few things about her before you
apply all of your serious advanced smooth-mac tactics
(and very well may just save you from a neurotic
experience of the unwanted kind). When you say
"friends" first, it says all the right things. Think
***EMAIL OF THE
"I have a
question about fat women. If a women sits in the house
all day worry about things and trying to destroy my
career of making music and looking for some attention
and money should i get rid of the fat pig or stay with
her till things blow and hit her like a punching bag
to settle her emotions down? she not my girlfriend she
just a sick women who was cool with me since my youth
but she hates everything i'm into. well i,m ready to
treat her like dirt as far the game go she play to
talk trash about my talent and putting her nose in my
business. What should I do punch her like a pimp
or kick the fat bic.. to the curb. (we ain,t got
anything in command)"
I have to warn
you beforehand, I'm not a qualified relationship
expert or licensed practitioner, but I may be able to
offer you some insight. It sounds to me
like your relationship could possibly have eroded
beyond repair. Again, I'm not a qualified expert, but
this is just my personal intuition. In addition, I
realize that on occasion a woman can behave in a way
that is unsettling, but violence is never an
acceptable way to settle a dispute of this nature.
In other words I just don't think that if you "punch
her like a pimp" that it's going to solve anything.
Good luck with your "...career of making music and
looking for some attention and money..."
*** I know, it
just isn't possible that someone could have sent me
this letter... but sometimes life is just this way. I
cut and pasted it exactly as it was sent to me... with
no edits. Unreal.***
"Dave, I wrote
you last week saying that I really like this girl and
wanted to "push her over the edge" and get her to see
me more. Well, I took your advice and waited for her
to call me. Well, she did, and everything that you
said would happen did. She told me that she is used to
guys calling her all of the time and bugging her and
that I am the first guy she's gone out with that
didn't try to call her and ask her out every day.
Needless to say she asked ME if she could see ME more.
It worked like a charm and she spent the night last
night (it was worth the wait). Just wanted to say
thanks for the help and that you are cool as hell for
helping guys to quit acting like "wusses".
What else can I
say? NICE! I should invent a cream called "WUSS-BE-GONE"...
or maybe "WUSS-AWAY"... you could rub it on yourself
and it would overcome the urge to call women and beg
for their attention. I could sell it for $100.00 a
tube. Hmmmmm... I'll have to see if I can scare up
some venture capital for this one. I'll keep you
posted. ...and that about wraps up another one. I'm
still trying to recover from the comedy above... I
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