How to hook up with a lady any place.

>NOTE: I think that the internet is a literal
MIRACLE when it comes to meeting women, practicing
conversations skills, and learning how to create
attraction using only your words, humor, and other
communication. If you’d like to learn some of my
personal secrets for turning the internet into a
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***QUESTION***

Hey David,

I was wondering if you could offer any wisdom on
what you’ve gained from writing and responding to
online personal ads. I’m not having a great deal
of luck so far. Specifically, my questions are:

1. How brief should your descriptions of yourself
and/or your ideal catch be? I’ve heard it said
that "brevity is the soul of wit", but you also
want to be memorable, right?

2. When writing descriptions, should you stick
with C&F? I’ve noticed that humor often doesn’t
translate well in written form, so I wasn’t sure
how to go about all that.

3. I think I read in a previous newsletter that
you recommend not posting a picture. At the same
time, I tend to avoid ads without pictures due to
having one too many blind dates which ended with
me throwing a stick and shouting "fetch!" in order
to distract her long enough to get away. Don’t you
think that by committing a picture on your ad,
women might pass you up for the same reason? Or am
I mistaken?      An apprentice,

J.

>>>MY COMMENTS:

    You’ve asked some questions that really require
more of an in-depth treatment… but here are a
few pointers that have taken me YEARS to figure
out:

1) You’ll get more responses in general by
replying to personal ads placed by women than you
will by placing your own ad (Unless you’re a
master of writing personal ads).

2) If you’re going to use the personals, look at
the new ads that are placed daily, and respond as
soon as a woman places her ad. Attractive women
typically get 50-100 responses per DAY to personal
ads, and it’s very easy to get overwhelmed. You’ll
notice that a lot of women take their ads down
after just a few days… this is why.

3) Be charming and funny (also known as COCKY and
funny) in your replies (or in your ad, if you
write your own). Say things like "I was looking
through all these ads here on the internet
thinking to myself "Look at all the poor,
desperate, lonely women…" and then I saw your ad
and thought to myself "Hey, here’s a poor,
desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…"
so I thought I’d write and see if you’re as
interesting on the inside as you are in this
picture…"

4) I mentioned in one of recent newsletters that I
got an email from a guy who had his picture taken
with some dolphins… and that he’s getting tons
of responses from that. I’ve never done it myself,
but it sounds like a great idea!